[00:09.31] If I had a cigarette
[00:10.36] For every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cigarette
[00:15.10] Then I'd have enough cigarettes
[00:17.20] To get me through the day
[00:21.56] And if I had some spare change
[00:23.28] Every time a perfect stranger asked me for some spare change
[00:27.37] Then I'd have enough spare change
[00:29.02] To take care of these bills I need to pay
[00:33.72] And dude, I know that times are tough
[00:36.77] But that does not mean that you can have my stuff
[00:40.76] So how about a ride?
[00:44.24] I could drive you to the shelter
[00:47.26] We could eat dinner at the Andre House
[00:50.21] And you could even take a shower
[00:53.66] Cause I think you deserve much more
[00:56.28] Than a smoke and fifty cents
[00:59.46] You deserve to be self-sufficient
[01:02.75] And buy your own cigarettes
[01:06.23] Oh when the saints
[01:15.35] Oh when the saints
[01:17.10] Oh when the saints go marching in
[01:20.28] They will feed you so much pizza
[01:22.94] That you'll forget about the rut that you are in
[01:26.49] Oh when the saints
[01:28.33] Oh when the saints
[01:29.78] Oh when the saints come marching in
[01:32.81] Well I'm sure they'll feel so much better
[01:36.06] With the illusion that they're helping out those sinners
[01:39.55] When all they really do is buy the so-called "sinners" shitty dinners
[01:42.66] Like five dollar hot n' ready pizzas
[01:44.52] And hi fructose corn syrup punch
[01:46.05] You're diabetic and apathetic
[01:47.33] Wondering when they'll bring you lunch
[01:51.12] To the park they keep you in
[01:53.54] Oh, when the saints go marching in
[01:58.10] So I wish I had a cigarette
[01:59.80] For every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cigarette
[02:04.01] But I wonder what a cigarette
[02:06.42] Will really do to help that person out
[02:10.83] I wish to god I had some spare change
[02:13.09] Every time a perfect stranger asked me for some spare change
[02:17.38] But there's not enough spare change in the world
[02:20.38] To make such and empty gesture count
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