[00:09.72]I used to be a dead guy
[00:11.80]Now I'm a fucking jedi
[00:13.78]And I've got lots of news for you
[00:15.100]And I've got a long list of things to do
[00:18.53]I used to dwell in the present
[00:20.73]I used to be so hesitant
[00:22.48]But now I've got my whole life to live
[00:25.02]And I've got all my love to give
[00:27.06]To all you fuckers that I hate
[00:32.23]It's like the Gift of the Magi
[00:34.50]It's like the Gift of the Magi 2
[00:36.37]You sold your soul to buy some tits
[00:38.38]And I sold my soul to grow a dick
[00:41.22]We gotta get him in the van
[00:43.47]Well what if he resists?
[00:45.22]Just kick him in the back of the fucking head
[00:47.73]And put him in the back of the fucking van
[00:50.54]It's a miracle of science
[00:52.60]All this betrayal and violence
[00:54.42]And it lives inside us all
[00:56.92]It lives inside our hearts
[00:58.75]Just like a stupid fucking tapeworm
[01:03.95]Who can we blame?
[01:13.37]The husband divorced his wife
[01:15.90]After she cut her hair
[01:17.37]Because she was way less fuckable
[01:19.98]And that's just unforgivable
[01:22.62]He moved into a condo
[01:24.84]He hung out by the pool
[01:26.50]But he never wore a bathing suit
[01:28.80]He just wanted to scope out the talent
[01:31.50]If God doesn't like ugly
[01:33.98]Then God doesn't like anybody
[01:35.74]So fuck God anyway
[01:38.32]God is obsolete
[01:40.22]My God thinks my jokes are funny
[01:44.98]There's no one to blame
[01:50.32]People are just fucking mean
[01:53.92]Go suns!
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